My husband says a prayer at supper time thanking God for our meal and whatever else he happens to be thankful for at the time.
Last evening he was praying and said, "and thank you for the falsies".
I look up and start laughing.
Now I need to make it clear here that I do not personally have any surgical additions to my person nor does my husband.
I'm still cracking up.
"What's so funny?" He asks me.
"Thank God for the falsies?" I ask him.
"Not falsies, 'Fall Season'".
Did I mention I don't hear very well. :o)