August 6, 2009

Breast Feeding Angelina Jolie Statue and Bank Robbing in the Buff

I realize that art often shows nudity and we aren’t supposed to get excited about such things but here in Oklahoma I just don’t think our children are ready for a naked Angelina Jolie breastfeeding twins.

Before I get too deep into this whole thing let me say that I nursed my babies and am an advocate for it but I’m pretty sure if I was butt nekkid while doing it a few folks would have had issues. I always covered them with a blanket and no one knew what I was doing.

In my opinion, breastfeeding is a private thing between a mother and her baby not a public display of nudity. This is why so many people have a problem with it. Women fed their babies for years without anyone knowing what was going on why now do we need to make it an exhibition sport?

An artist has made a life size bronze of the actress in all her glory with nary a stitch on. My problem is that they don’t want to put it in an art gallery somewhere. Oh no. They want it in a public park so “everyone” can see it. Personally, I’d have trouble eating my picnic lunch if I had to look at her.

This same man did a statue of Britney Spears giving birth. I wonder what park that one is in? Daniel Edwards seems to have an obsession with female stars motherhood.

Why did they choose one of the most closed minded states in the union: the buckle of the Bible belt? Why Angelina Jolie? I realize her husband is from Shawnee but she’s not from here. You know the Christians are going to picket that one.

Here’s a funny video of guys eating ice cream made from human breast milk.

On to my next nekkid story, it seems we have a man who gets his jollies robbing apartments wearing nothing but his birthday suit in Pennsylvania. They have a pretty good picture of his face so if you recognize him let the police know.