January 8, 2010

Nonsense and Stuffing That Fell Out of My Head

Welcome to the forest, sit down on a mushroom, drink from a tulip and listen to the ripples of sunshine dripping from the leaves.

Walk a mile in my mittens because I’m using my moccasins.

It’s like this where I come from.

Diaries are for writing your innermost thoughts and getting you in trouble.

We ate those tomorrow so we should have them again today.

They aren’t leftovers, they are fix aheads.

Snow is a beard for the grass and a cap for mountains.

If life is a bed of roses why doesn’t it smell better?

Light fills all the dark corners of reality but sometimes you need a flashlight to find it.

Look for it and it won’t come,

Wait for it and it takes forever,

Listen for it and you hear everything else.

If I knew I was going to be a leader I’d have been a better person. Maybe.

Women were put on earth to wipe away the tears but sometimes it’s on our own faces.

Wake me when it gets better.

It’s much easier to see the fault of others.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but he charges rent.

If you don’t like the music it’s only noise.

We are all perfect: convincing others is the hard part.

Come ride my train to Neverland. Sorry, I can’t promise you’ll see Peter. Wendy, however, is always there.

Weekends go by very quickly but the weekdays crawl.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder but Holidays makes you wonder why.

I don’t want a spot of tea I want the whole pot.

Kids can only be as good as their ancestors.

Anyone can write but convincing someone to read it is the tricky part.

I’ve looked at all sides and still can’t make heads or tails of it.

It only makes sense in the other person’s head.

When you find an alternative to the problem somebody changes the equation.

Gravity is only good when you want to stay on the ground.

We are all the same really: we just see things differently.

Eyes are the windows to the soul and mouths are the doors that let all our thoughts escape.

Weeds are flowers in their own garden.

Coasters only work if people use them.

We already have time in a bottle, we just spell it differently: thyme.

The word “up” is used an awful lot but people’s spirits have not followed.

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